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BIPARTISANSHIP - I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass

"I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION. . ." - Not a goddamned ideology. Not a goddamned political party. So help me God.

$150,045 IN STIMULUS FUNDS - Taxpayers paid to preserve and resurface this New Hampshire bridge. It doesn't connect to a roads and ends in an 8-ft drop. It's purpose? "to better accommodate pedestrians and bicycles" How?

Working Together -

TAGS: bi partisan
Rating: 3/5

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OTC - May 6, 2013, 7:48 pm
Tagged 'bi partisan' yet, it suggest all the problems are from the right, no mention of liberals as JGalt stated.
PapaFox - May 6, 2013, 6:26 am
So the Tea Party is a divisive liberal fringe element now?
JGalt - May 6, 2013, 6:09 am
undertones? like no mention of very divisive liberal fringe elements? Hmmm
PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 10:15 pm
It hits close to home. It's for people who remember the old Republican party.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 9:32 pm
Although I recognize the subversive political undertones, it's still a step in the right direction.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 9:27 pm
Love this poster. Thx PFox

BIG GAME THURSDAY NIGHT - There will also be football too!

NDAA - Signed it, but won't use it. Promise!

bipartisan -

LIBERTARIAN - Reduced government, reduced deficit, preserve individual liberties and adhere to the constitution. So what's the problem? ( it's not liberalism).

TAGS: partisan politics denied
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - February 14, 2013, 10:43 pm
Yeah what's the common thread?
Renza - February 14, 2013, 8:33 am
Dunno what the problem is, but republicans seem to hate him as much as Obama.

11TH WORD TO DESCRIBE THE CLOWN'S SPEECH: - Hyper-partisan: The angry tone was aimed at GOP for blame next fall.

Bipartisanship -

Nationalism -

BI-PARTISANSHIP - It actually works sometimes.

WE'VE ALREADY SEEN WHAT THEY DO WHEN ENTRUSTED WITH OUR MONEY... - if citizens cant be trusted to safely own assault weapons... why then do we trust the government to safely own them? the government is just a group of citizens...

Bi-Partisanship -

Rand Showed His Hand... -

TAGS: partisan opportunism
Rating: 3.5/5

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pandabuki - May 21, 2013, 10:43 pm
Actually he "benefits" from it. Profit implies investment. Also, preventing capable reinforcements from defending the embassy and lying to cover it up just might be an issue worth pushing.
Rudedog - May 21, 2013, 6:50 pm
Benghazi is a result of an juvenile self absorbed administration that refuses to accept culpability for the death of 4 Americans. You show your blind partisan hand by not recognizing this as a preventable tragedy!
Curlyrocks - May 21, 2013, 5:30 pm
I still like Rand more than the other republicans but this is true.

TAXPAYERS PAID $442,340M - For the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to study the number of male prostitutes in Vietnam. "Hey, GI! You got boyfriend Vietnam?"

IF YOU BELIEVE.... - That either of these two scenarios will come to pass. You are a Idiot.

Ideology -

That would be great -

TAGS: bi partisan public service announcement
Rating: 2.78/5

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crankyhead - November 30, 2013, 10:14 pm
P.S. Batty, this one here is for you.
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:20 pm
Fox, do you need a tissue, or the whole box?
foxrecon19d - November 20, 2013, 7:06 pm
Sympathy for this poster. If crankyhead does not repost it over and over and over again, Obama won't fill crankyheads mommys water bowl. Spread this poster! Crankyheads mommy needs water!
crankyhead - November 18, 2013, 7:53 pm
Oh fer fox sakes, this poster is about more than just the ACA, and you know it.
foxrecon19d - November 18, 2013, 10:19 am
If you like your plan, you can keep your plan- "A right-wing progaganda lunatic conspiracy theory" HA! crankyhead- the only idiot ever to get owned by his own left wing lunatic propaganda conspiracy theory poster
crankyhead - November 18, 2013, 2:37 am
Please do. Make sure to include comments #62354 and #62355 in your illustrations.
foxrecon19d - November 18, 2013, 2:31 am
crankyhead- let me keep posting this moronic poater over and over again... because I cannot illustrate enough just how big a liar Obama really is
crankyhead - November 18, 2013, 1:14 am
Oh look, Stoolio is a foxrecon wannabe.
crankyhead - November 18, 2013, 1:12 am
If you suspect me of being an astroturfing life loser like yourself, simply petition the site admins for clarification.
StoneTools - November 18, 2013, 12:19 am
or you could go to http://www.politifake.org/this-guy-major-hasan-fort-hood-politics-27822.html and give up the names of the soldiers with the a**ault rifles
StoneTools - November 18, 2013, 12:15 am
He was busy hiding behind his fauxpas account
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 11:14 pm
You should probably look up the word xenophobia. It doesn't mean, what you think it means.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 11:14 pm
Please do. Make sure you point out #62354 and #62355.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:59 pm
Any time, crankyhead. I am more than happy to spread your poster so that more people can read your comments.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:55 pm
And there you have it. Crankyhead the canadifake whole heartedly defends the slaughter of unarmed American soldiers at Ft Hood. Calls it xenophobia
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:52 pm
Again, keep exposing yourself with the xenophobic comments.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:48 pm
Nice try, crankyhead the canadifake.You can't afford to have people read the comments Ive posted on this poster. So, yea h. Thanks for exposing me. I think I will use your poster to help spread the message. Thank YOU, crankyhead
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:47 pm
P.S. Good job on repeating the xenophobia, over and over.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:46 pm
You're not defending anyone fox. You're pushing your agenda.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:44 pm
Defending the sacrifice of American soldiers is 'disgusting' according to admitted devout Obama worshipper crankyhead the canadifake. Politisize the deaths of American soldiers to push Obama's a genda, much, cranks?
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:41 pm
The only thing I'm exposing, is you fox. Thank you for your participation.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:40 pm
Where are you going crankyhead? Why are you hiding, crankyhead? Your attempts to deflect your own words have failed you, crankyhead! Unless you can name one heavily armed soldier killed at Ft Hood, you expose yourself as a devout Obama worshipper, cranks!
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:38 pm
Again, I stopped enabling your disgusting behaviour 4 months ago. You feel free to keep defaming your 'brothers and sisters' all by your lonesome.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Seriously crankyhead the canadifake. Name one heavily armed American soldier thst was murdered at Ft Hood. You have based your entire Obama worshipping existance on furthering that Obams worshipping lie. So go aheaf and give us that name, crankyhead
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Seeing as how I'm the only person who visits this website that has actually provided a link to the actual text of Obamacare, and have quoted from that text, I think you're stretching for strawmen again. Good ol' predictable you.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh, you're going to play the bigoted xenophobe card now, are you? I'd love to pretend I didn't see that coming. But I can't.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:30 pm
You can do better than that crankyhead the canadifake. Oh, and while you are at it, try finding out what is in Obamacare and report immediately or else you will continue to look likd an Obama worshippinng fool
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:26 pm
Seriously fox, check yourself.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:26 pm
Awwww... look at crankyhead squirming because he cannot take back his own words. In pushing your agenda, you said my brothers and sisters were heavily armed when they were killed. Name one, crankyhead.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:25 pm
The only person who looks like a fool right now is you, fox.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:23 pm
C'mon crankyhead. You said that they were heavily armed. Name one.Prove that you aren't an Obama apologist. Name one American soldier who was heavily armed. Stop making yourself look like a fool. You said they were heavily armed. Name one, cranks
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:21 pm
It's only right wing nut jobs like you who are opposed to the 2nd amendment. The text of the 2nd amendment clearly states 'well regulated'. If you're opposed to regulating firearms, that makes YOU anti 2nd amendment. Y'know, logic?
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:20 pm
Scroll up.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:19 pm
C'mon crankyhead. Don't wuss out now. You claimed that those American soldiers were heavily armed and were still murdered. You said that in order to push your anti-2nd Amendment agenda. Are you doing an Obama 'I didn't really say that' now, crsnkyhead?
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:16 pm
P.S. Please answer the question. Why would a low life scumbag continuously defame the legacy of their 'sisters and brothers' in order to push their political agenda?
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:15 pm
I'm not a victim. The only person spitting on graves around here is you, fox. Check yourself.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:11 pm
So crankyhead. In your disperate attempt to backtrack your claim that my brothers and sisters killed at Ft Hood were, as you say, heavily armed, you now want to claim that you are the victim? You spit on those dead American soldiers pushing your agenda
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:06 pm
Note: That question is for foxrecon.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:06 pm
...only one question: Why would a low life scumbag continuously defame the legacy of dead soldiers in order to push their political agenda?
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:05 pm
I'm not anti 2nd amendment. I'm actually pro-2nd amendment. If you weren't so interested in only arguing against straw men, you'd already understand that. My focus, when it comes to the 2nd amendment, is on the 'well regulated' part. Which leaves...
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:04 pm
I made that poster 11 months ago. I stopped enabling your depraved behaviour by discussing it, about 4 months ago. Why are you still using it to push your political agenda?
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 10:02 pm
You, crankyhead, dishonored the sacrifice made by my sisters and brothers by claiming that they were all heavily armed in order to push your anti-second amendment agenda. So, crankyhead, I am glad that being a low life scum bag is working out for you.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 9:55 pm
You said they were all heavily armed to push your agenda. So, quest boy. Name one heavily armed American soldier that was killed at Ft. Hood.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 9:51 pm
Why are you still defaming them to push your agenda?
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 9:49 pm
Said the person who still cannot find one 'heavily armed soldier' who he swears was murdered at FT Hood. Credibility gap, much?
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 7:57 pm
That's it Stoolio, keep ignoring reality.
StoneTools - November 17, 2013, 7:08 pm
The reality is that the left is waging a war on unborn fetuses, but they claim that abortion is a war on women.
foxrecon19d - November 17, 2013, 2:36 pm
If you like your health care you can keep your healthcare, anyone?
crankyhead - October 21, 2013, 1:29 pm
...coming out and needs to sell some copies.
crankyhead - October 21, 2013, 1:29 pm
Ummmm... the war on women is reflected in well over 200 GOP passed legislations that infringe on women's rights. As for Caribou Barbie, frankly she's not relevant. The only reason she got back in the picture recently is because she has a new book...
foxrecon19d - October 21, 2013, 1:26 pm
Like believing that there is a so-called War Against Women while at the same time believing Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her house because Saturday Night Live told you?
crankyhead - October 20, 2013, 4:01 pm
Said the political freshman.
StoneTools - October 20, 2013, 3:09 pm
Look at any posting by you, then go to any of the media splatters sites and you find the same sophomoric drivel
crankyhead - October 20, 2013, 3:01 pm
Yes STools, you really ought to stop living on media splatters crap.
StoneTools - October 20, 2013, 2:54 pm
Yeah, and the same holds true about living on media splatters crap as well

BI-PARTISAN - The new reality.

BI-PARTISANSHIP - It's a start.

DECISIONS, DECISIONS - Light meat or dark?

BI-PARTISAN - Thanks to those FROM BOTH PARTIES who put partisan politics aside to accomplish something for the country. It's a start.

TAGS: bi partisan
Rating: 2.33/5

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JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:35 am
ridiculous conclusions. Either that or you're trying to be cute. The rest of us read exactly what is written and don't try to twist other's words... just to try to win a political argument by making it fit your own distorted perspectives
JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:32 am
Seriously cranky- where does it say that post 44264 contains O worshipping talking point Please learn to read. Fox's was talking about Papa's ability not that specific poster. Cranky- that's what you do, you don't read what's written and you jump to
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 11:44 pm
Exactly. A poster that praises both parties for working together to get something done, and he finds some reason to whine about it?
crankyhead - December 2, 2012, 8:20 pm
Seriously, where's the "Obama worshipping" in this poster?
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 7:54 pm
I see you ran away from the point... again. Dude, just stop typing. You make an a** of yourself every time.
foxrecon19d - December 2, 2012, 7:36 pm
Meanwhile, you show a remarkable ability to recite out every Obama worshipping talking point that your demi-god orders you to think, say, and do. Why am I not surprised?
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 7:00 pm
You exhibit a woeful ignorance of how the US government works. Why am I not surprised?
foxrecon19d - December 2, 2012, 5:52 pm
***snicker*** wow, kool-aide boy! You must have missed the briefing where Obama administration officials said that we are not leaving Afghanistan for a long time... fall into the vat of kool-aid, did you? PS...Go buy some boots and learn to lace them up

BI-PARTISANSHIP - Well, it's a start...

LET'S SEE - How long their Bipartisanship lasts...

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